Yes, Funny Pool Signs work remarkably well as they engage people effectively. They are simply hard to ignore. Sometimes these signs have to be read twice to understand the exact intent, thereby reinstating the message. Funny signs demand more attention than simple Pool Signs. Plus, a lighthearted message doesn’t hurt your pool users.
Try a little sarcasm and humor with your messages. For instance, following funny signs can help you get away with nuisance-makers without being blunt yet adding a dash of fun. “Warning - Sharks have been spotted in this pool , they come out when they smell pee” “Welcome to our pool (notice there's no 'p' in it…) Let's Keep it that way!” “We don't swim in your toilet , please don't pee in our pool” “Attention - Watch out for alligators , they come out when they smell pee”
Funny Pool Signs come in the following materials: Aluminum: The smaller signs are constructed from 40 mil and 63 mil thick aluminum, while the larger ones are 80 mil thick aluminum. You can choose a grade of reflectivity from Engineer Grade (basic), High Intensity (medium), and Diamond Grade (high, angular reflectivity), or opt for a non-reflective version. Plastic: Signs are 55 mil thick HDPE plastic and overcoated for additional protection. Adhesive Laminated Plastic: These are labels made of 4 mil thick polyester. Corrugated Plastic: 160 mil thick corrugated plastic signs are bendable yet tear-proof. We also offer ShowCase Signs made of 1/8" thick, sturdy acrylic.
We offer bilingual signs with messages in English and Spanish. Try communicating with messages like “No Banarse Desnudo”which means “No Skinny Dipping”, or “Trajes De Bano Opcionales Despues Que Oscurezca” which means “Swimsuits Optional After Dark”. If you have a specific message in mind or if you want only Spanish text on the sign instead of bilingual ones, try our custom bilingual sign templates..
Aluminum signs come with an outdoor warranty of 7 to 10 years. Diamond Grade reflective signs last 12 years, High-Intensity Reflective Sign last 10 years, whereas Engineer Grade reflective signs last at least 7 years outdoors.
Yes, you can. Try our Customizable Pool Signs. There are customization boxes for text. Enter your funny text, adjust the text size, change the font, alignment, and spacing of your text. And you’re done! Choose a color and, in some cases, use clipart from our extensive gallery. Contact our customer service team to design a sign from scratch.
Yes, our reflective Funny Pool Signs are visible in the dark as well. Aluminum signs with 3M’s reflective sheeting reflect light at night when light from a source like a flashlight hits the sign face.
Although humor is subjective and everybody’s sense of humor is different, our signs incorporate only lighthearted, fun wordplays that are mostly accepted by people from all cultures, ages, educational backgrounds, faiths, and gender. Our Funny Pool Signs do not aim at derogatory jokes; however, one can never be sure!
Our plastic and aluminum signs have pre-drilled holes measuring 3/8-inch or 3/16-inch for easy installation. Since these holes are pre-cleared, just use nuts and bolts to secure the sign to a signpost, a wall, a fence, or any other flat surface. Smaller, lightweight signs can also be attached with simple, double-sided adhesive. We don’t provide hardware with our signs so that customers have the flexibility of choosing their mounting option. Check out our range of mounting hardware that can be ordered separately.
Most stock items are shipped in 1-3 days, and most custom orders are shipped in 2-7 days. For rush orders, please email our customer service department [email protected] Sign orders over $100 qualify for free UPS/Expedited 2nd Day delivery. Some signs are FastShip items which would reach you even faster.
While utmost care is taken to pack signs well, so they don’t get bent, deformed, or damaged in transit, we’ve got you covered for any damage due to the carrier's carelessness or any other reason. You may simply contact our customer service team, and they will be able to help immediately. See our terms for more detail.
Your order must be above $39.95 to qualify for free shipping. An 18" x 24" aluminum sign would easily make up for that amount in your cart. If you go for smaller sizes, you can order two signs to get free shipping. You can even order a post or sign mounting hardware with a Funny Pool Sign to reach the free shipping amount.