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Funny Swimming Pool Signs

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  • Funny Pool Signs - Humorous Swimming Pool Signs
Get your message across with a Funny Swimming Pool Sign. These humorous signs can help you keep your pool clean and safe, even when you're not around.
A great addition to your pool area, these Funny Pool Signs make swimming safe, clean and fun.
  • • Encourage a smile with our Funny Pool Signs and Funny Spa Signs.
  • • All of our aluminum signs will last up to ten years (or more!), even outside.
  • • These signs are perfect for a hotel, resort, community pool, school pool and even the private pool in your backyard.
Have Fun. Create Your Own Rules!
Have Fun. Create Your Own Rules!
No whining. No cannonballs. Come up with your hilarious list!
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Funny Pool Signs

(49797)
free
Welcome to OOL No 'P' Funny Pool Sign
ZoomPriceBuy
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
Please Don't Pee in our Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Not Allowed To Do Anything Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
You May Get Pushed In The Pool Sign
5"x7" to 10"x14"
Our Pool Rules Sign
10"x14" to 12"x18"
Do Not Pee In Pool, Humorous Sign
12"x18"
free
Warning Sharks Come Out When They Smell Pee Sign
12"x18"
free
No Sharks In Pool Sign
12"x18"
Adult Hot Tubs Pool Sign
18"x24"
No Speedos Humorous Pool Sign
12"x18" to 18"x24"
No Swimming If Wearing Speedos Pool Sign
12"x18" to 18"x24"
free
Welcome To Our Pool Sign
10"x14"
free
Hot Tub Club Sign
10"x14"
free
God Bless Our Pool Sign
12"x18"
free
God Bless Our Pool Sign
5"x10"
free
God Bless Our Spa Sign
5"x10"
Welcome To Pool Our Only Liquid Asset Sign
3"x10"
No Glass Allowed in Pool Area Sign
12"x18"
Wear Your Swimsuit, Funny Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Welcome To Our Hot Tub Rules Pool Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Please Be Barefoot, Humorous Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Keep Gate Closed Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
Swim At Your Own Risk Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Pool Protected by P Guard Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Who Peed In The Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
Equipped with Urine Detector Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
Please Don't Pee In Our Hot Tub Sign
10"x14"
Dont Pee In Pool, Humorous Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Do Not Pee In Spa, Humorous Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
No Glass Pool Rules Sign
10"x14" to 12"x18"

Skinny Dipping Signs

(104595)
free
No Skinny Dipping Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
No Skinny Dipping Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Bilingual Pool Area, No Skinny Dipping Sign
10"x14" to 12"x18"
Attention No Skinny Dipping Alone Pool Sign
12"x18" to 18"x24"
Do Not Skinny Dip, Humorous Pool Sign
12"x18"
Skinny Dip and Chunky Dunk, Funny Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
Warning No Nude Bathing Swimsuit Sign with Symbol
12"x18"
Do Not Skinny Dip, Funny Pool Sign
7"x10" to 12"x18"
free
Humorous Swimming Pool Sign
10"x14"
free
Humorous Skinny Dunkers Welcome Sign
10"x14"

Swimsuits Optional Signs

(83228)
Attention No Swimming Suits After Dark Sign
12"x18" to 18"x24"
Swimsuits Optional Beyond this Point Signs
12"x18"
No Swimming Suits After Dark Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Swimsuits Optional Beyond this Point Sign
12"x18"
Welcome To Our Hot Tub Rules Pool Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Clothing Optional Beyond Point sign, Bidirectional Arrow
12"x18"
free
Not Rude To Swim In The Nude Sign
10"x15" to 12"x18"
Swimsuits Optional After Dark Pool / Spa Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Bilingual Swimsuits Optional After Dark Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Swimsuits Optional After 9 P.M Sign
3.5"x5" to 12"x18"
Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Do Funny Pool Signs work?

A.

Yes, Funny Pool Signs work remarkably well as they engage people effectively. They are simply hard to ignore. Sometimes these signs have to be read twice to understand the exact intent, thereby reinstating the message. Funny signs demand more attention than simple Pool Signs. Plus, a lighthearted message doesn’t hurt your pool users.

Q. I want to display a “No Pee” warning message near the pool without sounding harsh. How can I do that?

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Try a little sarcasm and humor with your messages. For instance, following funny signs can help you get away with nuisance-makers without being blunt yet adding a dash of fun.
“Warning - Sharks have been spotted in this pool , they come out when they smell pee”
“Welcome to our pool (notice there's no 'p' in it…) Let's Keep it that way!”
“We don't swim in your toilet , please don't pee in our pool”
“Attention - Watch out for alligators , they come out when they smell pee”

Q. What is the material and size of your Funny Pool Signs?

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Funny Pool Signs come in the following materials:
Aluminum: The smaller signs are constructed from 40 mil and 63 mil thick aluminum, while the larger ones are 80 mil thick aluminum. You can choose a grade of reflectivity from Engineer Grade (basic), High Intensity (medium), and Diamond Grade (high, angular reflectivity), or opt for a non-reflective version.
Plastic: Signs are 55 mil thick HDPE plastic and overcoated for additional protection.
Adhesive Laminated Plastic: These are labels made of 4 mil thick polyester.
Corrugated Plastic: 160 mil thick corrugated plastic signs are bendable yet tear-proof.
We also offer ShowCase Signs made of 1/8" thick, sturdy acrylic.

Q. I am looking for some hilarious one-liner signs for my new pool deck. What are my options?

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Some of your options are:
Swim At Your Own Risk, Lifeguard On Beer Break - S2-4453
It’s Not Rude To Swim In the Nude - K-7734
The Pool Is Protected by P-Guard. Remember If You’re Going To Pee, We Will See - S-7070

Q. Can you suggest a funny sign for our Hispanic pool users?

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We offer bilingual signs with messages in English and Spanish. Try communicating with messages like “No Banarse Desnudo”which means “No Skinny Dipping”, or “Trajes De Bano Opcionales Despues Que Oscurezca” which means “Swimsuits Optional After Dark”. If you have a specific message in mind or if you want only Spanish text on the sign instead of bilingual ones, try our custom bilingual sign templates.

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Q. How long will the aluminum sign material last outdoors?

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Aluminum signs come with an outdoor warranty of 7 to 10 years. Diamond Grade reflective signs last 12 years, High-Intensity Reflective Sign last 10 years, whereas Engineer Grade reflective signs last at least 7 years outdoors.

Q. Can I design my own Funny Pool Sign?

A.

Yes, you can. Try our Customizable Pool Signs. There are customization boxes for text. Enter your funny text, adjust the text size, change the font, alignment, and spacing of your text. And you’re done! Choose a color and, in some cases, use clipart from our extensive gallery. Contact our customer service team to design a sign from scratch.

Q. Are these pool signs visible at night as well?

A.

Yes, our reflective Funny Pool Signs are visible in the dark as well. Aluminum signs with 3M’s reflective sheeting reflect light at night when light from a source like a flashlight hits the sign face.

Q. Will people find these funny signs offensive?

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Although humor is subjective and everybody’s sense of humor is different, our signs incorporate only lighthearted, fun wordplays that are mostly accepted by people from all cultures, ages, educational backgrounds, faiths, and gender. Our Funny Pool Signs do not aim at derogatory jokes; however, one can never be sure!

Q. How to install Funny Pool Signs?

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Our plastic and aluminum signs have pre-drilled holes measuring 3/8-inch or 3/16-inch for easy installation. Since these holes are pre-cleared, just use nuts and bolts to secure the sign to a signpost, a wall, a fence, or any other flat surface. Smaller, lightweight signs can also be attached with simple, double-sided adhesive. We don’t provide hardware with our signs so that customers have the flexibility of choosing their mounting option. Check out our range of mounting hardware that can be ordered separately.

Q. How fast can I receive my signs?

A.

Most stock items are shipped in 1-3 days, and most custom orders are shipped in 2-7 days. For rush orders, please email our customer service department [email protected]
Sign orders over $100 qualify for free UPS/Expedited 2nd Day delivery. Some signs are FastShip items which would reach you even faster.

Q. What happens if my signs are damaged in transit?

A.

While utmost care is taken to pack signs well, so they don’t get bent, deformed, or damaged in transit, we’ve got you covered for any damage due to the carrier's carelessness or any other reason. You may simply contact our customer service team, and they will be able to help immediately. See our terms for more detail.

Q. Is it possible to get free shipping on ordering just one Funny Pool Sign?

A.

Your order must be above $39.95 to qualify for free shipping. An 18" x 24" aluminum sign would easily make up for that amount in your cart. If you go for smaller sizes, you can order two signs to get free shipping. You can even order a post or sign mounting hardware with a Funny Pool Sign to reach the free shipping amount.

Customer Reviews

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Dec 08, 2021

Swimsuit Signs : Clothing Optional Beyond this...
Part #: S2-0421 18" x 12" Heavy-Duty Aluminum Sign, 63 mil   Verified Purchase

Great item

Great
Man User Icon
Oct 18, 2021

Pool Safety Sign : Attention, No Skinny Dipping Alone
Part #: K2-0533 18" x 12" Heavy-Duty Aluminum Sign, 63 mil   Verified Purchase

IT'LL GET YOUR ATTENTION!!!

EVERYONE AGREES WITH THE SIGN, GOTTA, KEEP PEOPLE SAFE!
Man User Icon
Oct 12, 2021

Pool / Spa Etiquettes Sign : Welcome To Our Hot Tub - We Don’t...
Part #: S2-0053 18" x 12" Heavy-Duty Aluminum Sign, 63 mil   Verified Purchase

Great signs

Great signs, high quality, made it through the summer season with no visible wear.
Man User Icon
Jul 21, 2021

Humorous Pool Sign : Warning Sharks Have Been Spotted...
Part #: S-8598 18" x 12" Heavy-Duty Aluminum Sign, 63 mil   Verified Purchase

High quality quite funny sign

Excellent quality. Everyone loves it!! I sure hope it helps lol
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Jul 19, 2021

Swim At Your Own Risk Sign : Lifeguard on Beer Break
Part #: S2-4453 14" x 10" HDPE Plastic Sign   Verified Purchase

Nice!

Just as advertised! Love em'

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